I'm an ill minded person, k? Interpret that as you wish. I shall fly with the birds one day. <333





*whispers into your ear while we’re out to eat with your family and friends as My hand slides up and down your thigh*

Munchkin listen very closely. Daddy wants you to go into the bathroom, slip off your undies, and bring them here to Me. Daddy is going to tease your tickle button right here in front of the entire restaurant.  Hurry back little one…

What’s a tickle button?

this is highkey creepy but live ya life i guess

you people need to be stopped


this is brill

You iPhones 6 think you’re so great, huh?


"Gulabi Gang" is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog






Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-


They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.


she caught another bird.


update: she caught a squirrel today


She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

she’s either a Disney princess or a future nature show host



i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist, via left-me-here-for-dead)







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oh god oh god I clicked the first one and now I’m having a breakdown

The MIT courses tho

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There is also http://www.openculture.com they offer thousand of free courses, fee ebooks, movies, and languages.

That butt sticking out from under the covers with the tail wagging made me smile.